Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie have a nanny for each child

How do Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie appear to raise such a well mannered brood of six without going  insane.

The answer: nannies, a lot of nannies, an entire basketball team of nannies. One applicant for the Pitt-Jolie nanny job who said she was surprised by the strict requirements asked of the family’s childcare providers.   How she was surprised is most likely due to the fact that she didn’t qualify.

Each child is given their very own personal nanny, who is required to have a college degree in either education or child development and to speak at least two languages. In the case of Brad and Angie’s adopted children from other countries, the nanny in question is expected to speak the language of the child’s native land.

The job applicant must also be willing to travel. This is a biggie since the family splits their time between California, New Orleans, France and a number of movie sets on a yearly basis.

According to our source, the positions pay between $50,000 and $150,000 on a sliding scale to start. With six kids, childcare can easily run the Jolie-Pitts a cool million on a yearly basis.

The requirements make sense since the family travels so often each caregiver will essentially be a one-on-one teacher for the kids when they aren’t enrolled in school.

What we have to say is kudos to the Pitt-Jolie publicity machine for their careful pruning of these nannies from the official paparazzi shots the family releases to the press. You would think six extra well-educated bodies traveling with the fam would be easy to spot, but we rarely see anyone but Brad and Angie minding the crew.

This my friends is how you take care of your children.  So many people pop out kids living on welfare and have nothing to provide their kids.  Thus you end up raising a breed of monsters that continues to expand and populate this country.


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